This one is quite cryptic because I think I've just witnessed a glitch in the matrix.
Somehow, I managed to summon into existence a small white porcelain squirrel.
Don't ask me how.
In fact, scrap that. DO ask me how.
Email paddy (at) superlogoboy (dot) com and ask me - I'll tell you all about it.
It freaked me the f*ck out.